New covid headache alert

New South Wales is under a new alert today, as a new covid headache crisis affects women.

“Not tonight dear, I have a headache”, an old saying has been a common occur at Rydalmere, since the covid pandemic started.

Hundreds of frustrated men have been flocking to brothel, since their wives started complaining of headaches, which are believed to be symptoms from covid, which by the way only affect married women.

The Health Minister will investigate

The Health Minister, Brad Hazzard, was overheard saying, he will investigate this headache side affect, by asking his wife for a little bit of nookie, tonight. My source said he [ Mr. Hazzard] was quite excited at the prospect and his wife will understand, it will only be for health research only.

Police will consider issuing fines to the wives of men who overly frequent these brothels if Mr. Hazzard is not rejected tonight and if the headaches persist.