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Welcome to The Sanchez Chronicle, my name is Victor Sanchez, after escaping from Cuba, with only a box of very special cigars, I made my way to Australia via Indonesia, a nice man offered me a boat ride to Australia for the cost of two cigars.

After being arrested and taken to a detention centre of an unknown origin, I hid my very special cigars.

During my interrogation, I learnt two very important pieces of information, the guards liked Cuban cigars, very much and that Australia lacked local and international news. It didn't take much to bribe my way out of the detention centre, once again only a couple of cigars.

My next step was to get a new passport and identification papers in my new name, DeWalt Sanchez, I even got a drivers licence, and I cant even drive. I was given a nice place to live in Sydney and once again, only the cost of a few cigars.

Now I have a small staff, who are very competent and reliable, most of my funds now come from gullible people who donate or advertise with Sanchez Chronicle, so don't be left out Advertise now! Cheap Rate for mates.