The PM tells Facebook, he speaks for all

Here you can see the PM’s nice shinny badges.

Photos courtesy of some random guy who was unknown to the PM.

The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, said he speaks for all Australians, when he quoted, “ you know what Australians will do” [not really knowing what his thoughts were at this time, but we think he has no idea].

Speaking of a previous incident with Amazon, [we think he was using bragging rights on this one], that he basically told them to nick off, and they [Amazon], left us for three months.

The PM, then said, “I told Facebook, that hey were not to treat Australians in such a disgusting manner, that it was his job and his party to do that, and that was Australian law.”

The PM also announced that, if Facebook wanted to stay in Australia they will have to abide by Australian rules, [we think at this point he was getting confused with football].

The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, said something else and waffled on a bit more, but by this time all reporters had left scratching their heads, although I stayed to watch the PM take selfies of his nice shiny badges.

We didn’t bother to ask Facebook for their opinion, nor do we actually care, as a matter of this reporters opinion, I think we are much better off not reading the dribble put out by major news sources, that you,[ the person who is actually reading this article] should only read my important stuff, as it may or may not be more closer to the truth.[besides I haven’t got any money to bribe anyone to make my news more sensational].

A photo opportunity for the PM with his shiny badges.

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