Defence Minister purchases new body suits.

The news has been leaked that the defence Minister, Peter Dutton, ordered 20,000 new body protective suits for both the army and navy today. The cost of these new high tech suits will cost the Australian tax payer around $30million.

Marisa Payne, the Minister for Foreign Affairs, was seen by staff members, as being ecstatic and drooling at the corner of her mouth, at the prospect of having these new suits.

The new body suits, will not stop bullets, this is not their intended purpose, designer Alfredo Del Pelastico said in a discrete interview with this Journalist.

He, [Alfredo] said that if an incursion was to happen with the Chinese military, the suits would stop half of them in their tracks, the women will fall victim to the sight of the muscular male physique, and just surrender or offer themselves as brides, then they, [the Chinese women army] would then fight on our side instead.

It is also thought that some of the Chinese men, who might be that way inclined, may also defect.

Surprisingly we have heard no opposition from the opposition.

Word has it, that Anthony Albanese, [the leader of the Opposition] has ordered one of the suits for himself, and will be heading off to the beach this weekend.