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It has been revealed there will be no urology at Prince Philip's funeral.

Urologists have ruled out any operations at Prince Philip's funeral, Dr Peewee had said earlier today, that it might have been a goer if given enough time to prepare for the operation.

It is obvious it was needed, he [Dr Peewee] said licking the tomato sauce off his hot-dog, you can't be too careful with these sort of things, as it can cause problems later on, [referring to his hot-dog].

“Mourners up in arms over no urology.”

One woman who was standing in line waiting for a hot-dog also, stated, "what is the world coming to, when you can't have a decent urology at a funeral".

The Queen ponders, urology at funeral

A spokesperson for the people who were gathered outside the gates to Buckingham Palace, thought that the Queen might ponder the idea of a urology at Prince Philip's funeral as it would probably save on anesthetic costs, but the spokesperson hoped they would still go ahead with the eulogy, and maybe include something about the urology as a part of the tribute to the Prince [Philip].