Gladys makes lockdown easy to understand

The Premier, Gladys Berejiklian, made an announcement today about New South Wales lockdown.

Sneeze interrupts Gladys Corona update!

Ms Berejiklian tried to hold back a massive sneeze before she started her update speech on todays lockdown information, while the sign language lady was telling everyone to be quiet.

Most of the people who attended yelled and ran for cover as the Premier was not wearing a face mask, however she did assure everyone she did not have covid. The sign lady then touched her nose with her pointer finger indicating, this might not be actually true.

After a box of tissues [Kleenex Eucalyptus], was passed to Ms Berejiklian with a very long pole, so she could wipe the snot from her face, she went on with her speech.

I must say it this time it was very hard to concentrate on what she [The Premier], was actually saying, as i noticed a tiny bit of snot on the bottom of her chin, if you look at the photo closely you might just see it.

It also appeared the sign lady had a bit of trouble trying to interpret her [The Premier], as she continually fought to hold back from sneezing.

It is very simple really even a numbskull could understand this message!

Because I could not look at The Premier nor could I keep focused on what she had to say, I asked a nice lady, who was wearing a Tee Shirt with the words, I am Deaf, written on the front, if she would tell me what the sign lady was saying. The nice lady, who went by the name of Stardust, nodded her head and started to tell me what was said.

First of all, everyone who lives in the IGA must stay home, I interrupted Stardust and asked her did she mean LGA [Local Government Area], she just shrugged her shoulders and battered her eyelids at me, which I took as a yes.

The Premier went on to say, it is very simple even a numbskull could understand this message!

Stay at home!

If you live in one of the IGA's [LGA's] you can not go to work, if possible you can work from home. if you can't work from home then you can go to work, but you must stay home.

If you live outside the LGA's and you work inside the LGA's, you can not go to work, if possible you can work at home, if you can not work from home you can go to work, but you must stay home.

Use your imagination and make up your own mind.

Only essential workers are allowed to work either inside or outside the LGA's that are considered to be hotspots.

Which means if you live in a hot spot you can travel to work, both inside the hotspot and also outside of the hotspot and vice versa, however, you are not allowed to talk to anyone, if you have to talk to anyone, you must stay at home, unless you have to work.

Essential workers are anyone who has to work and you can use your own imagination and make up your own mind if you are an essential worker or not.

Remember, if you enter one of the LGA hot spots, you have to self isolate for fourteen days.

Which means, you can only work one day then isolate for fourteen days, during those fourteen days you can work from home unless you have to go to work.

Essential Workers defined.

The Premier, defined who is and who is not an essential worker, according to Stardust, via the lady interpreter, an essential worker is a Health Worker, one who works in a hospital, anyone who works in a hospital can go to work in hospitality. you can buy coffee but you can not drink it until you get home where you must stay and not got to work.

Police and Emergency workers can go to emergencies as long as they have had both of their covid vaccinations, if they haven't had both then they must work from home, if they can't work from home then they can go to work.

Do Not Travel

Everyone who lives in the #LGA's, which is not mention above, must stay at home, do not travel.

However, you can travel, but not outside your LGA. You can travel up to five kilometres to do shopping, exercise is no longer permitted as shopping is now regarded as exercise. If your shopping centre is further than five kilometres away from you, you can have your groceries delivered to a park, playground or a methadone ejection facility where you can then pick up your groceries but only after they have been delivered, after which you will be called when delivery has taken place.

It also appears that furniture removalist have some kind of natural immunity against covid #DeltaStrain, but more research needs to be conducted in this matter.

Ms Berejiklian thanked us for our time and told us that she would have a further update tomorrow, and hope that the information today was clear and easy to understand.

I turned to face Stardust and mouthed the words Thank you to her, she replied, "You are welcome, it was fun." I looked at her with a puzzled look on my face after realising she actually heard my words.

"Oh the Tee Shirt, yes, I wear it to stop the politicians and journalist from trying to pick me up."

Stardust then gave a big smile and handed me her card and toddled off into the crowd, turning back once to wave goodbye.

I took a quick look at her card which read, Miss Stardust, Family Law Court Lawyer, Psychologist and part time Stripper at the Sunshine Bar, Kings Cross.

I turned the card over and to my surprise it was a free admit one to her show.

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