Australia celebrates 100 years of its Air Force

This year 2021, Australia has celebrated 100 years of its flying machines, with a massive flyover, covering Newcastle to Sydney and then to Canberra.

The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, and New South Wales Premier, Gladys Berejiklian, held hands as our newest Bi-Planes flew overhead, Mr Morrison squeezing a little too hard, caused Gladys to screech slightly, as they [Bi-Planes] tipped their wings flying overhead.

'It is a great day for Australia, we have had these Bi- Planes for over 100 years and they are still going strong, in recent years we have updated them, to include maps".

I did ask him [Scott Morrison], if we would ever see about updating our war planes from Bi-Planes to the new American fighter jets, like the F-15EX.

He, [the PM] did not respond to my question, and I put it down to his security guard shoving me away at the time of the question. However, a nice lady, who had just delivered coffee to Ms Berejiklian, did overhear my question and told me, that the Prime Minister, was looking to America to upgrade Australia's fighter planes.

She,[name not supplied] went on to say a secret deal with Mr Morrison and former President, Bill Clinton was almost finalised, Mr Clinton had purchased many years ago whilst President of the United States, 27 second world war Soviet Mig Fighters, and was prepared to sell them at two thirds the cost of the F-15EX.

"Each fighter plane would cost Australia a small $22bn, [twenty two billion dollars]. why so cheep you may ask, and I did just that, and the reason is that they don't come with ammunition or seats. However, they are a step up from our Bi-Planes, she said, trying to wipe the coffee stains off her blouse, when coffee was snorted out of the Premiers nose as she screeched from Scott's hand squeeze."

She [the coffee lady], also told me that the Prime Minister, actually purchased an F-35 as shown below, last year.

But unfortunately the American built plane suffered an unknown engine failure on its first flight, causing it to crash into the ocean. However, in correspondence with a top level cabinet minister, who will remain anonymous [even I don't know who they are], indicated that the F-35 had a kill switch, or a destruct button, that was engaged from an unknown source [USA].

Unfortunately [for Australia], there was no reimbursement or refund, as the then President, Donald (duckie) Trump, said that the most sophisticated war plane on the planet, was in proper working order when sold and there would be no refund, but thanks for the $35bn.