BREAKING WIND THE PREMIER STINKS

The Premier, Gladys Berejiklian, dropped a clanger today during her daily report.

Ms Berejiklian [the Premier of Western Sydney], let a ripe one go today, which really stunk. So much so it had reporters gasping, and confused. She tried to cover up, what appeared to be a flatulence problem, but the smell was to great even for her.

The sign lady was seen to gag several times, which unfortunately gave out the wrong information to those who are hearing impaired. Instead of signing, this will be my last announcement [according to my sign lady Ms Stardust], the message read, I am full of shit, I know it stinks, but I just can’t be bothered any more.